Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.
-Name?
-Abdul Palah Sarafi
-Sex?
-4 times a week.
-No,no,no.Male or female?
-Male,female sometimes camel.
-Oh dear!!
-No.Deer run too fast.
The latest poll taken by the Government asked people who live in Ireland
if they think Polish immigration is a serious problem:
23% of respondents answered: Yes, it is a serious problem.
77% of respondents answered: Absolutnie zaden
- Name those 5 KINGS who has brought lots of happines into peoples lives.
- smoKING, drinKING, sucKING, licKING and fucKING.
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